naimabarcelona:

Lookdepernille
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"I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline."
e.b. (via spacky)

emotionated:

IT MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED HOW I CANT CONTROL MY OWN FUCKING FEELINGS, THEYRE MINE WHY CANT I CONTROL THEM?!?!

r0slyakova:

Natasha Poly | JIL SANDER SS 2006 (MFW)
arrests:

Peter Bezrukov

I googled world funniest joke and this was it

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chasevodkanotsunsets:

Smile whenever you make eye contact with someone, because It either makes people really happy or really uncomfortable… either way you win.

"Oh my God, what if you wake up some day, and you’re 65, or 75, and you never got your memoir or novel written; or you didn’t go swimming in warm pools and oceans all those years because your thighs were jiggly and you had a nice big comfortable tummy; or you were just so strung out on perfectionism and people-pleasing that you forgot to have a big juicy creative life, of imagination and radical silliness and staring off into space like when you were a kid? It’s going to break your heart. Don’t let this happen."
Anne Lamott (via creatingaquietmind)
"If you got it, flaunt it, if you don’t got it, flaunt it."
Mindy Kaling (via mysharona1987)

hot-rods-n-dinosaurs:

There are too many offensive posts on tumblr that claim to be feminist. Honestly, if you believe all men are ‘unimportant’ or ‘worthless’, you’re not a feminist. There’s a difference between being a strong woman who speaks out for her beliefs and her gender, and being a prick.